Saturday, March 15, 2003

The first Brooklyn Jack poll, on the question of readers' prior experience masturbating with other dudes, is now closed. Overwhelmingly, you guys reported that you've engaged in mutual j/o with a buddy before; count yourselves in a lucky club, O my batin' brothers, because we all know that outside of a forum like this, we're vastly outnumbered by men who fantasize about pulling dong with a buddy, but have never been fortunate enough for the opportunity. (Not to mention all the guys who have no idea what they're missing.) See the original post to find out what the final numbers were.

And now, it's time for Poll #2:

All you really need for a satisfying round of masturbation is your hand, your dick, and your imagination. But most of us guys discover, sooner or later, that j/o can become a lot more intense when you throw in a few more ingredients to really push your libido into overdrive. So, which of the following tools do you REGULARLY use to enhance ''private time'' between you and your penis? Check all that apply:

  1. Lube (including your own spit or saved-up semen, but not including your precum or a buddy's dick leakage, since this poll is about solo j/o)
  2. Sleeve-type toys or pumps
  3. Toys for anal stimulation
  4. Any of the various alkyl nitrites, a.k.a. ''poppers''
  5. Other chemicals (pot, booze, whatever...)
  6. Video porn (tapes, DVDs, streaming Web video)
  7. Photographic porn (JPEGs, printed magazines)
  8. Text porn (print mags, online story archives, remarkably well-written erotic Blogs, ahem...)
  9. Online chat, webcamming, and/or phone chat
  10. Mirror (or camcorder displaying on TV, so that you can watch yourself beatin' that hard dong)

    UPDATE: Aarrrgh! Someone points out that I neglected vibrators in my list of options; it also occurred to me that I really should've had "cock rings, straps, bootlaces, etc." on there, too, since I know that a lot of guys enjoy the extra rigidity that results from constricting the base of the penis. (I even put on a leather cockstrap myself, sometimes.) Oh, well... really too late to change it now.

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