My name is... let's borrow a motif from Mother Goose and say it's Jack. I'm a 32-year-old guy from Brooklyn now living in Northern Virginia. I'm single and looking, and so my sexual outlet is masturbation -- usually alone, as is customary, but sometimes I get lucky and find another dude to stroke with...
Gotta take the dog around the block and then I'll fill you guys in on some of the juicier details about the fun I had yesterday jacking man-to-man with a horny bud.
I was raised Catholic, but started to drift towards atheism in my teens, and was a Randroid for a couple years in college. (I got better, though.) Nowadays I waver among atheism, agnosticism, and Deism, depending on which day of the week it is. Judaism fascinates me, and I think it makes somewhat more sense than Christianity, but I don't see myself making a formal conversion anytime soon. (Why would I want to give up bacon cheeseburgers for a G-d whose existence I'm not convinced of?) I think of myself of "homosexual," rather than "gay," because "gay" sounds retarded, whereas "homosexual" has a nifty futuristic sound, like "nanotech" or "hologram" or "UltraSuede." I'm a grown-up military brat, was born in Bangkok (nomen est omen?), and before starting high school I'd lived in Gitmo, Turkey, and Okinawa. Я говорю по-русски, but not as fluently as I'd like.
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