Okay, here's the single fucking coolest piece of feedback I've gotten so far -- from the comments link that comes up when you click on ''view results'' for the poll below:

I am 77 yr old and have been jacking since I was 7. Hav always been interested in seeing and playing with other guys' dicks.

Why is this so fucking cool? Because this guy has been getting off on his penis for seven decades, and he's apparently still going at it, which should be encouraging news for all of us. Plus, I've always looked up to older men. Even when I was a pimply teenager (I'm 31 now), the guys whom I really, really wanted to see naked tended to be not the smooth sinewy adolescents that I went to school with, but fully adult men in their 30s or 40s.
_{[Aside: I remember finding some of my dad's old Playboy mags stashed in the basement. You know what one of my favorite images was? It was an ad for some kind of whiskey, set in a winter cabin, with a man and a woman snuggled under a quilt at opposite ends of a sofa, presumably playing footsies while they smiled mischievously at each other and sipped Old Crow, except I'm pretty sure that wasn't the brand being advertised. Anyway, the guy looked a lot like Ted McGinley, with towsled hair and this masculine set to his jaw and a hairy chest, and boy did I have a lot of fun as a fifteen-year-old, masturbating my erect penis while I looked at that picture and hoping that I'd grow up into a hairy masculine man just like that.]}

Men with bodies that were solid and mature-looking, yet still rugged and youthful. Men with hairy chests. Men with stubble on their faces. Men whom no one would mistake for boys. And as I got older, my masturbatory fantasies kept on looking forwards to manhood, not backwards to lost youth. It was kind of a thrill when I turned 30; I'd finally caught up with the demographic that I'd been lusting after for all these years. Now, 77 is a leetle outside my ideal range when I'm building a man in my head to masturbate over, but I think it's fucking hot that this guy is still enjoying his masculinity just like I do. And imagine -- if you figure that on average, a boy has started ejaculating by age 13, this guy was spurting semen out of his hard fucking dick before my own father had even popped out of the womb! Makes me wonder how much sperm this man has ejaculated in aggregate -- gallons? hogsheads?