Settled in for an evening of penis pleasure. I've got some whiskey for slow sippin', the lights in my bedroom are dim, music's playing, tub of Albolene at the ready, plenty of mood-setting stuff to look at, and a nice solid hard-on tenting up my boxer briefs. And as a reader put it in the comments section earlier, maybe the hottest part, the thing that really makes me horny, is ''thinking about how there's so many other guys doing the same thing right now.''