Totally in edging wonderland now. Naked. Fully, ragingly erect. Left hand moving down to cup my hairy nuts, then up to tweak my nipples and stroke the fur on my pecs as the right hand strokes a constant rhythm on my rigid penis, which glistens with Albolene and precum. (Although I've been eagerly licking the precum off my fingers and savoring the aphrodisiacal taste of nature's own lube whenever another drop appears at the tip of my thick cockhead.) On the small TV in my bedroom, a much-viewed tape shows a hairy-chested, crewcut guy with a USMC tattoo jacking off in a restroom stall. From time to time, I take a hit from the yellow poppers bottle with the lightning logo, and grimace in bliss as the roaring sensation goes to my erect penis and my head simultaneously -- closing my eyes and imagining how good it would feel to have a buddy here with me, his stiff dick throbbing against mine as sweaty chests slide together, hairy legs entangle, hot panting breath exhales against a stubbled jawline as we cuss out our ecstasy: ''Love to feel your hard fuckin' cock throbbing against my big nuts, dude.''. Guys being goddamn MEN together, unselfconscious to be naked and erect and with a buddy who's as horny as you are, that's what it's all about.

P.S. Since I know the provenance of the picture linked above, I should give credit where it's due -- it's a regular chat buddy of mine who goes by the handle marinedik and has his own yahoo group for worshipful admirers. His style's just a wee bit different from mine, but he's one freakin' dedicated Penis Masturbator.