Consumer news update: Readers weigh in

The post about my experience with the masturbation sleeve has garnered a couple of responses that sent my blood rushing groinward. One guy reminisces about finding a novel application for those "Naturalamb" condoms:

Your plans for the silicone sleeve remind me of my first C2C, years ago. I had a few skin condoms (i.e., sheep intestines rather than rubber) left over from my married days. The bad thing about them was that they pass viruses. The good thing was that they stretched more than rubber. So, at his suggestion, we stuffed both boners up the open end. It held our two shafts together firmly, forcing our "sweet spots" together. It was a blast - literally! I don't think I lasted more than 60 seconds! I was hooked. So I hope the same for you, but without the premature ejaculation, of course.

Hot damn, so those sheepgut condoms have an application in man-to-man sex after all! I guess that's another item on my list of things to try. And kudos to that buddy of yesteryear for introducing you to the sublime pleasures of rubbing two hard dicks directly together -- those anti-homo chuckleheads who sputter ''But the parts don't fit'' [A proposition known in formal logic as the Argumentum ad Plumberam. -- Ed.] have NO freakin' idea.

Another reader, noting that I found the sleeve to be somewhat lackluster as a solo masturbation device, emailed me to rave about a different sleeve design that he bought recently, and was considerate enough to include some photographs illustrating the unit (and his unit) in action. He explains:

It's not quite long enough for two, but it's GREAT by myself. Sometimes I like to go hands free and shove it between the couch cushions and PUMP PUMP PUMP!!!