Having a good Friday?

I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to come up with a funny dick-themed headline appropriate for the kickoff of Easter weekend -- ''Goon Friday''? ''Wood Friday''? -- but my brain's wordplay lobe just isn't working today, which is just as well, because I've long advocated a strict separation of Church and Bate [Oh, there's one after all. --Ed.]. Regardless of whatever creed we adhere to in our daily lives, here in the sanctum of Brooklyn Jack our worship is dedicated entirely to Priapus -- the hard, thick, throbbing Embodiment of Manhood that rises from between our legs and commands us to anoint His Head with oil, to caress His Powerful Rigidity, to gaze adoringly upon His Primal Beauty. The deity that makes eager slaves of men, who will do anything for the pleasure of the Penis because of the endless pleasures He gives us in return.

Ah, speaking of the penis's primal beauty, here's a magnificent example from a reader -- fuck, I'm getting an erection as I type this, as I imagine reaching over to wrap my hand around that massive dong, and realizing that I didn't have to push his hand away first in order to get a good grip on the shaft. The guy writes,

I'm completely in line with you when I read your comments on erect cocks being stroked with other erect cocks...the whole man-to-man, cock-to-cock idea is a huge turn on for me and it's great to find someone else who feels the same way. I have a hairy chest and agree with you that a hairy chest and bush adds to the manliness of the two cocks scenario

You said it, dude... there is no act that makes me more aware of my own masculinity than to embrace another naked man with our two erect cocks throbbing together -- hard for each other, and hard because of each other.

UPDATE: The owner of the penis linked to above sends a follow-up:

^{I'm the one who sent you the pic that you called a "magnificent example" and I had to write to tell you that the concept of you or any other guys getting erect while looking at the pic of my cock is a huge turn on for me. I've been jacking to pics of cocks for years, stroking my thick penis while studying other men's erect penises, their pubic hairs, their testicles, their body hair patterns and everything else about a man that makes my penis hard. So I really enjoy knowing that another man might be doing the same thing while staring at my penis. It completes the cycle of me getting erect from staring at another erect penis and so forth. I'm erect writing to you about it!}