Mug shot

Oh, yeah -- I've replaced the page's logo graphic (which was me showing off my dick) with something G-rated. Two reasons -- first, out of consideration for guys who might be reading this on the sly, so that there isn't anything overtly pornographic displaying on the main page; second, when I met the Russian guy for drinks, he said that I didn't look the kind of person who would write this stuff. I dunno, maybe he was expecting a shifty-eyed perv with stringy hair and a raincoat. To the contrary, I'm as wholesome as oatmeal!

On the outside, anyway.

UPDATE: Confidential to my fan in Saginaw, MI -- thanks for the kind words, buddy! Here's a little something for you; you'll probably recognize the stationery...