One for the yellow-hanky squad

Man, there's something about taking a piss through morning wood that just feels great. When the alarm clock went off today, I hit snooze and flopped back against the pillow for a few extra minutes of rest. Fell back into a light sleep and briefly dreamed that I was flying over my neighborhood -- not in a plane; I mean the whole magical levitation thing -- and the next thing I knew, I was awake again, with my dog licking the white flakes of last night's dried semen off my chest hair. I have no idea how a dog's sense of taste works -- but apparently canines know a protein source when they smell it. My dog eagerly tries to lick up my jizz if any hits the floor during a particularly wild ejaculation, and I'm sure he'd slurp it off of my pubes, too, if I didn't shove him away every time he tries that, since I don't care to have a dog's snout poking around my bathing-suit area. But my chest is fair game, I guess, so I let the dog lap-lap-lap away at my pecs as I reach down to squeeze my morning erection. I kinda have to take a piss, but it's not urgent yet, so I just lie there with my rigid cock in my hand as the dog, who's done cleaning my chest, curls up in the V between my torso and my left arm -- I guess he likes to feel his master's heartbeat. I'm slowly caressing myself and just enjoying the sensation of being a man. A man with his two best friends -- his dick, and his dog.

But finally my bladder starts complaining, and I rise and shuffle off to the bathroom, the prominent tent in my underwear leading the way. I get to the bathroom -- Hmmm, need to piss but still hard. Do I bend my dick uncomfortably down to aim the stream at the toilet, or use the sink? Since I'm in my own apartment, that's a no brainer. Take my erect penis out of my underwear and let it rest against the cool porcelain of the sink. Nothing happens; it takes a little longer to start the stream when I'm hard. I squeeze some Crest onto my toothbrush and start brushing away, with my left hand down to keep my penis aimed at the sink so that I don't piss all over the towel rack once it starts flowing, if it ever starts flo--

Sssssssssssssssssigh. There we go! Man, it feels good forcing the piss through a total boner -- like a faint echo of ejaculation, that sensation of something rushing down the length of your hard dong. And it's fun to watch the yellow stream squirting out of my cockhead, spraying against the back of the sink -- I'm like a wolf marking its territory! Plus there's something so fucking crude about pissing in the sink that amuses my inner caveman.

Tap-tap-tap. Tap-tap. Okay, done.