Saturday night, live

Should I go out to the local watering hole to see if I can find my fellow UVa alum, who teaches writing at a local college and dresses (at least in the evenings) like a trucker, and who came back to my place a couple weekends ago for some explosively satisfying cock-to-cock sex? Geez, I'm kicking myself now for not exchanging phone numbers afterwards -- I didn't want to seem all, you know, stalky. I know I'll run into him at the bar again, eventually, but man, would it be nice to feel his stiff, throbbing bear dick smacking against my chest again, right now.

Oh, well. In the meantime, I've got my imagination and the reliable fellas at Chronic Penis Masturbators to keep me going. Here's what I posted to that group a little while ago:

You said it, dude! I fucking love to be a MAN with an ERECT PENIS that I can MASTURBATE whenever I want to give myself total pleasure. I love getting naked and checking out my hairy chest and legs in the mirror while I stroke my fucking DICK, getting turned on by my own hot masculine body, and especially by my thick, rigid COCK and HAIRY NUTS full of SEMEN that I'm gonna shoot all over my fucking chest after hours of edging and getting totally GOONED on my own MANHOOD. Attaching a couple pics that I took literally ten minutes ago as I was reading CPM email... as you can see, I get really fucking horny knowing other dudes like me are masturbating, worshipping their COCKS, worshipping pics of their buddies' COCKS, worshipping the whole beautiful idea of MEN PROUDLY DISPLAYING ERECT COCK FOR THE MASTURBATORY PLEASURE OF THEIR FELLOW MALES, just like I am.

HAIL PRIAPUS!

And here's what my dick looks like right now.