T-shirts, anyone?

Will & Grace seems to think that gay men have some sort of innate fashion sense, but I'm pretty sure that I don't. Growing up in a military family, I wore black-market Korean knock-offs of Polo and Members Only and, um, I think there was a jeans line called Brittania. As an adult, I do my shopping at Old Navy and the $10-and-Under type of stores that line Brooklyn's Fifth Avenue, with the occasional trip to the Salvation Army for a snazzy sports jacket. Brooklyn Jack is a relaxed, penny-conscious kinda guy. Pshaw, I say to designer labels..

...but I do like a comfortable, stylish T-shirt! So it occurred to me today that there may be guys out there who'd pay for a shirt that announced their masturbation addiction in a subtle way. Something that you could wear on the streets in the summer without offending any elderly Mormons who happen to be passing by -- but that would catch the eye of other dudes who are ''in the know.''

Something like this, maybe:

This is just a preliminary idea, to see if guys are interested in the concept.