Catching up on reader mail

I might not've been in the mood to blog last week, but that doesn't mean I wasn't in the mood to 'bate. Memories of my evening at NYJacks kept me going for the next couple days, and readers filled my Inbox with a steady stream of dick photos that left my own wood begging to be polished.

I made the acquaintance of the guy attached to this dick while hanging out in the Chronic Penis Masturbators chatroom a couple weeks ago. He's a Yank working in Germany, a country so progressive that, apparently, you can walk into your doctor's office for a check-up and walk out with a newly-installed Prince Albert -- whereas here in the States, you're lucky to get a freakin' lollypop. I'm still a little squeamish about jabbing stainless-steel geegaws through sensitive body parts (like, what happens if you walk by one of those comically oversized horseshoe magnets that Wile E. Coyote used to order from the Acme® catalog?), but I kinda like the way this dude's Braunschweiger looks with the piercing.

I get quite a few comments on the size of my glans -- but if I've got a ''mushroom'' head, the end of this fella's dong is like a fucking Smurf cottage. He also enjoys jockstraps, and shoots a mighty thick load of sperm. And another reader knows how to get my attention with a great shot of a hairy torso that makes me want to attach my mouth to him like a remora on a shark. Not a bad-looking dick, either.

Finally, if you haven't checked the Brooklyn Jack Yahoo group recently, you'll want to log in and check the Files folder, where reader ''Georgeandmatt'' has uploaded scans and photos of some Masturbation scrapbooks that he put together back in pre-Web days. As he explains: ''We used to collect our favorite pictures and make scrapbooks in the style of the type of magazine we'd like to see. Instead of having to page through magazine after magazine just to find a few great pictures of men masturbating we could pick up one of our scrapbooks and have more than enough 'bators for one session.''