What I did this weekend

First, I am obliged to report that I did not get any wolf whistles or business cards as a result of wearing my T-shirt to the pub on Friday; perhaps I should've picked a better-lit bar to stand around looking available in. On the other hand, I had the time of my life on Saturday, as my roommate had gone to Jersey for the day and I took advantage of the privacy by setting up my camcorder in the living room, connected to the big-screen TV, and setting myself up on the couch with a tub of Albolene and [Warning! People who disapprove of recreational substance use should skip ahead to the next paragraph now. -- Ed.] a bottle of poppers. Plus, I'd had a couple of tokes off a joint that I'd gotten from a (female) friend at the bar the night before -- despite the discouraging lack of attention from the fellas, the excursion out had been a complete wash after all.

So, anyway, I was horny as fuck by the time I got the camcorder set up; it'd been a while since I'd taped myself masturbating, and even longer since I was so freakin' excited by the prospect. This blog definitely gets a lot of credit for supercharging my libido -- it's exciting to get feedback from all you guys out there who get into masturbation with the same enthusiasm I do, and what's more, I've had hours of superb chat with several particularly articulate horndogs whom I got in contact with as a result of running this site. Talking with these other dudes about the experience of gooning over one's own manhood is what really inspired the video session -- I wanted to see what I looked and sound like when I was deep in that goon state, ecstatically verbalizing on the topic of my hairy erect dick, fantasizing out loud about how fuckin' hot it would be to have a buddy's throbbing cock in my fist, and just generally becoming One with The Penis.

Well, if I may say so, I looked pretty damn hot. In fact, I spent much of Sunday afternoon edging my dick as I watched and rewatched the video -- deliriously pumping the meat as my onscreen self rhapsodized about how fuckin' good it feels to be a man with a dick to masturbate -- basically, I was saying all the stuff that I've written here on the blog, but aloud, and damn was it hot. I've had it playing just now, as I type this, to get me warmed up for NYJacks tonight -- this is the first time that I've been to their new location, which makes it the first time in... six, seven months?... that I've gone to a J/O club. I'm wearing the T-shirt, of course, and I know that at least one of my readers is going to be there too, so it should be a fun time.