FUCK, Jack-- writes a reader -- you know how to woo a man! Love to donate, but how will it show on my bill?

All donations to Brooklyn Jack are discreetly billed on the customer's credit card statement as Yank My Hard Fucking Sperm Cannon Enterprises Ltd., GmbH.

No, seriously -- the payment system I have set up uses either the Amazon Honor System or PayPal as a ''middleman'' between the respectable gents what reads this blog, and the sleazy pornographer (me) what runs it. So what you'll see on your credit card bill should be something safely bland like "Amazon Inc." or "PayPal Systems'' or whatever. If you prefer not to use your credit card, I'll happily accept cash or money order donations by snail mail -- just drop me a line for the address.

Which reminds me -- a few readers have wondered whether it's possible to get VHS copies of the home movies that I shot back in early May. The answer is, ''Yes -- inquire by email.''