I'm horny as fuck today; the first few guys who ordered copies of my videos shoulda gotten them in the mail by now, I assume, and the thought of those dudes popping the tape into the VCR and shoving their jeans down to the ankles as they kick back on the couch with the remote and some lube... the image of horny men out there getting ready to masturbate over my fuckin' hairy erect penis... knowing that they'll be pumping their cocks along with me on the tape, that they'll be fantasizing about jacking with me in person... all those men feeling their heavy, hairy balls full of sperm as they pull on their rigid dongs, getting ready to blow their fucking nuts out at the same moment as I ejaculate on the tape...

Wow. You guys who've ordered the tapes should know how hot it is for me to think, from this end, about how you're gonna be jacking off to the videos. It really is the next best thing to masturbating together in person, cock-to-cock, man-to-man.

Oh, yeah... longtime reader CJ, who once mentioned in the Mailbag that he'd seen some of my j/o sessions before courtesy of some unknown trader-turned-bootlegger, was kind enough to write a glowing consumer testimonial in praise of the tape. Generally, I don't believe in testimonials, but we're not talking about Fat-B-Gone pills, here. You may have read CJ's comments already on CPM, but check out the Mailbag anyway for an exclusive animated .gif of CJ polishing his man-meat.