Semen. Cum. Sperm. Spunk. Spooge. Jizz. Manseed. Leche. The Money Shot.

Whatever you call it, that slippery white stuff intoxicates me. I wouldn't dream of wasting it by shooting into the toilet as I did in my foolish youth. I gotta feel the sperm splattering onto my hairy belly and chest -- a ritual of joyous self-anointment that signals the end of my stroking session, as familiar and obligatory as the priest's closing words to the congregation at the end of a worship service. ("The Masturbation has ended; go and piss...")

Well, except for when I end up gulping it down instead. Or shooting it into a jockstrap that's already starchy and yellowing from all the previous spermloads that have dried on it, and that I like to wear sometimes while jacking off. Or, best of all, when I get to spurt it onto a buddy's beefy, hairy chest while he grins happily at the sight of my thick penis and grunts out shoot the hot sperm all over me, bro, as happened this afternoon. (Ted dropped by for a visit...)

A few months back, I put up a poll on this very subject, but then with the move and all, I completely forgot about it until today. So, at last, here are the results of Poll #4...

In the past month, I have:

Lifted my legs over my head and ejaculated in my own mouth Saved up several loads in the freezer and then thawed 'em out so that I could drink my own semen or use it as lube while masturbating Tried to see how far I could shoot it, horizontally Ejaculated in a favorite pair of underwear (jockstrap, etc.) for subsequent sniffing Shot my sperm onto the pages of a porn mag, or a printout of a 'Net buddy's cock pic Rubbed some on my face or in my hair to let it dry so that I could go out in public with dried spooge on me Mixed my semen into pancake batter or a blender drink, or otherwise used it as an ingredient in something I was going to consume Left a puddle for my dog to lap up Carefully dabbed it up with a Kleenex -- I don't really get into playing around with my baby batter

What the results clearly show is: if you still thought there were something weird about you because you like to eat your own jizz, you can relax -- plenty of other men are into the same thing. I was also glad to see that I'm not the only one who has a special pair of underwear that doubles as a cumrag, and doesn't go in the washing machine...

For the next poll, I've decided to try out Yahoo's built-in polling software, which means that you'll take the poll through the Brooklyn Jackolytes group, rather than through the main site. Here's the link.