Letter of the month

Okay, I'll admit right off the bat that the month is still young. But once you've seen the latest addition to the Mailbag, I think you'll agree that this dude -- who happens to share a first name with Brooklyn Jack's mild-mannered secret identity -- has set a pretty fuckin' impressive benchmark.

In full disclosure, I might be a tad biased in the guy's favor because, as regular or even occasional readers of the site know, I'm a pushover for hairy chests. And the generous assortment of JPEGs that came with Rob's email reveal the sort of lushly-furred pecs that make me want to attach my mouth to his torso like a remora.

But, I swear, it's not just the wank-worthy pics that got my attention. The guy writes a damned hot letter, and has a connoisseur's attention to the intense and varied pleasures of man-to-man masturbation that you just can't fake. He notes, for example, ''I leak a flood of [precum], and... J/O buds who don't produce much of their own get a thrill when I fill my palm with a good amount of my precum and then rub it all over the dicks as I jack 'em off.''

Yow. I'd already masturbated to the email (and pics) twice before I got around to formatting it as an HTML document, and that process was interrupted every few minutes as I had to take my hands off the keyboard to rub the throbbing erection that had developed in my shorts. (The shorts are off now, and between every paragraph in this post, I've been stroking my boner and eagerly licking the precum off my fingers whenever more appears...)