Mood music

Oh, I almost forgot! A couple weeks ago, an old j/o buddy from my IRC days sent me an .MP3 that he'd created. It consists of a few phrases repeated over and over until they become a hypnotic mantra:

Penis... penis... fully erect PENIS. Penis... penis... erect male PENIS

And so forth, with minor variations, for about a minute and a half. It's set to a slow hip-hop beat that he lifted from a porn video, and the effect it had on me when I played it in a continuous loop... the best description I can think of is ''audio Viagra.'' Several times I've reduced myself to a gibbering, half-sobbing idiot just by chanting along as I masturbate -- the mantra automatically focuses my mind completely on my stiff hairy masculine dong, and the resulting orgasms have been explosive... hit myself in the chin with a spurt of semen while sitting up, which hasn't been a common occurrence since my late teens. So, if you're into the ''penis talk'' thing (those who aren't will just be mystified, I'm afraid), do yourself a favor and download it -- you can find it by going to the Files section of the Brooklyn Jackolytes Yahoo group. Oh, and if you enjoy it, be sure to thank bonedbud6 for his efforts.