Jeff Foxworthy'd spin in his grave...

I just posted these definitions on ClubStroke:

If your porn collection includes videotapes of yourself jacking off to tapes of yourself jacking off, you just might be a Masturbator!

If the full-length mirror in your bathroom has greasy, sausage-shaped smears on it at waist level, chances are, you're a Masturbator!

If your cumrag is barely used because most of the time you're so turned on by the hot sperm shooting out of your throbbing cock that you either gobble up the jizz or rub it in like hand lotion, the odds are pretty good that... you're a Masturbator!

If anyone has other suggestions, share them with the rest of us horndogs on the BrooklynJackolytes Yahoo group...