Penny for your thoughts

Well, not for your thoughts, but the thoughts of the anonymous stud to the left. Or, rather, your thoughts about what his thoughts might be. And the potential payoff is way better than a crappy old penny. Come to think of it, that was kind of a poorly chosen headline. Oh, well...

Anyhew, georgeandmatt, who created those incredible scrapbooks of vintage 'bate porn that you can find in the Files section of the Yahoo group, recently sent me a most evocative photo that he'd -- ahem -- come across on the Web. Not only is the dude just the type that drives my dick wild (man-next-door handsome, furry torso, thick penis that's so rigidly erect you can almost see it throb in the picture, slightly crazed look), but something about the shot really got me wondering: what was going through his mind as he set the timer on his digital camera to take this solo pose?

I have drawn on my Holmesian deductive powers to arrive at what I believe is an irrefutable theory, but I'm curious as to what you guys'll come up with. Here's the original photo. Take a look at it and describe, in 100-200 words, exactly what motivated this picture, and you can win your choice of a Brooklyn Jack home video or a 4everEdgin' T-shirt. The winning entry will be judged according to (a) how closely your description matches my own guess about what the guy was thinking, and (b) how vivid and sexy your description is. In other words, the winner will be the one who not only "reads" the photo in approximately the same way I did, but who manages to write it down in a manner that gets my dick hard. (And if I get several really great entries that are too close to call, I reserve the right to award multiple prizes.)

So fire up those libidinous imaginations, you horndogs, and email your entries to me by 12 December.