''Glad to have found a brotherhood..."

Over on the Brooklyn Jackolytes message board, a new member introduces himself:

Glad to have found a brotherhood of cock bators. I get fucking studded up looking down at my shiny hard penis as I squeeze, stroke, and pound the shit out of it. I'm a goddam fuckin man, and I need my daily jackoff session to clear the pipes and enjoy the fuckin' orgasm and the squirt of my manly, thick white jizz.
Stroke our cocks, men. Shoot our sperm.

Welcome to the group, buddy, and thanks for the post -- that's exactly the kind of school spirit I like to see around here! I hope you'll keep writing like that whenever you're in the mood.

A lot of people -- and way too many guys in the gay world, unfortunately -- would read that "I'm a goddamn fuckin' man" language and kinda sniff and say Well, he must have issues. Or, he's trying to compensate for a small dick. Or he must be hostile to women. Or he hates his gay self. Thank goodness I'm more evolved and sophisticated than that!

I've heard many variants on that kind of stuff over the years, and I'm sure many of you guys have, too. But you know that I regard that as B.S. -- because it's good and healthy for a dude to be infatuated with his own rutting, primal, chest-pounding, Cro-Magnon virility. Because you can be all that, without embarrassment, and still be an evolved, intellectually sophisticated gentleman.

So get into your maleness with me, dudes. Let's give our rigid, hairy, beautiful dicks the pleasure they deserve...