I do have interests besides masturbation...

And to prove it, here's a picture of me chillin' with my pet rat, Rugby.

I finally bought myself a digital camera over the weekend -- a Canon Powershot A60. It's only 2 megapixels, but that's actually more than adequate for its primary purpose, namely taking photographs for the Web, wink-wink.

I'll get around to snapping some new shots of Brooklyn Jack Jr. later this week, 'cause I know you guys enjoy seeing those. But in the meantime, here's a gallery of some G-rated digital photos I've shot in the past.