Stuff to make your dick happy

If your penis is like mine, nothing makes him happier than to SALUTE his own kind. So let your dong take a gander at the new Eye Candy section to the right, where I've compiled a bunch of links that are sure to get your crotch rocket fired up. They're all free, although the "Turkish Men" site requires a paid subscription for portions of its content. It's not obnoxious with pop-ups like many commercial porn sites, however, and the men are çok güzel, which pretty much exhausts my conversational Turkish. (It may look like "cock guzzle," but that's only a delightful coincidence -- the actual pronunciation is roughly choke gur-ZELL, and it means "very good" -- one of the first phrases you'd learn in any "Turkish for Travelers" book.)

Anyway, most of the Eye Candy links are sites that I've previously mentioned in blog entries. NEW, HOWEVER, is ejackr.com, a site maintained by a man who must be spiritually linked to me across the miles and years, because he obviously takes great joy in displaying his erect penis to the world on the Internet.