Tip of the day

Here's one for the curious married dudes who fantasize about hooking up for some man-to-man dick play the next time you're alone in a hotel room on a business trip. A guy on the Yahoo group Chronic Penis Masturbators made the following suggestion...

We all stop and take notice when we see the letters "JO," right?
Take a slip of paper and write the following on it (using periods, not "j/o," to make it look like initials):

Hey, J.O. --
I'm downstairs in the Bar
_{if you want to talk about "sales-presentations."
I'm wearing jeans and a red shirt.}

Or

J.O. --
Knock if you have time
_{to discuss "sales-presentations."}

Put this on your room door. Hang out in the hotel bar or in your room as appropriate. If anyone approaches to talk about "sales presentations," you can invite him to talk in your room if you feel comfortable, or if not, just say "Oh, I left that note for my colleague John Owens earlier and forgot to take it down."

Hey, it could work...