This just in from Bawlmer

My long-time correspondent and occasional masturbation buddy Matt, formerly from Texas but now trapped in the otherworldly freakshow that is Baltimore, had himself a good time over the weekend, it seems:

_{OMG... I had the hottest JO session today -- 1.5 hrs solid, no breaks -- with this super cute, hairy, allegedly straight dude. He was 30, six feet, 180, auburny-reddish hair, and HAIRY body 6.5'' cut with a full untrimmed pubic bush.}

The hair on his balls was so blonde and the hairs were SO LONG. [Matt has a thing about pubes. I mean, he REALLY digs a thick bush, believe me. --Ed.] It looked like a fur coat. I cupped them, and all I could feel was hair for days. I couldn't even get to the skin. He was rock hard the whole time, and slow jacked it, legs spread on my sofa. We watched amateur str8 porn. The funny thing is that he NEVER once looked at me or touched me until I was about to cum, then he put his hand on my nuts to feel them, and watched as I whacked really hard, and shot rope on my tummy and chest. He said in a low voice, "NIIIICE." Then he shot a few ropes on his super red-hairy tummy.

He didn't talk much at all, but he did reveal, early on, "well I started jacking with dudes back in college with my roommate. We both did it anyway, so we figured we should just do it together." We were still dressed and I got so hard.

Then, when we were jackin', he said, "I wanna do a chick with another dude sometime. I think that would be so hot, and I have never done it. I also wanna try getting both our dicks in her at the same time, although it seems difficult. Not only are both of us in her pussy, but my dick would be RIGHT UP AGAINST my buddy’s hard dick!!! I can only imagine how hot that would be."

I nearly fainted. He didn’t really talk AT ALL except for those lines.

I sure do hope I see him again. I was getting a touch of homo vibe from him, but I believe he is definitely bi-sexual. Woof!

Matt, you've gotta invite me up to Baltimore if you're going to meet up with this guy again; he obviously needs some coaching....