June showers

(This post and the CPM thread that inspired it are definitely not for all tastes -- but hey, if you're not interested, just hang in there because I'll be posting some new reader cock photos in the Mailbag a little later this afternoon.)

Message #14447:
My first experience with piss play was quite by accident. In fact, I didn't play wit it at all. lol. I was about 15 yo in my bedroom with the door locked bating, completely nude, on my bed. Towards the end of my bate, when I was ready to blow a HUGE load all over everything, I felt my body get ready to let loose. However, when I finally let go, I shot a huge stream of piss all over the bed. It surprised the fuck out of me. Until that moment, I never considered that my full bladder could also contribute to an orgasm. Now, I bate dong on a full bladder lots of times. I've even pissed on cam all over my chest. It was a bitch to clean up! lol. I've also gotten into a dry tub on a few occasions and let piss loads loose on my chest and face. I imagine I'm shooting a cum load that big.

Message #14525:
Hell, I piss on myself all the time too. Last night came home and popped a movie on the DVD. Edged for about 2 hours, smoking weed, and drinking beer. When I could not stand the urge to piss anymore, I put on my favorite boxer/briefs and went to the front porch with a beer and a cigarette. The lady across the street had just gotten home and was taking groceries out of her car. That's when I let go and just pissed where I sat. It filled my briefs and poured through the slats of the chair to the floor. When I was done I went back into the room, stripped and continued edging. I did not cum until this morning and my cum rag was last night's underwear.

After reading this thread at the office in the last half-hour of the workday (and giving myself an aching hard-on under the desk that was just begging to be taken out of the fly and caressed), I couldn't stop thinking about this kind of "self hosing" fun on the commute home to Alexandria last night. Pissplay is a secondary turn-on for me -- not like, say, frotting cock-to-cock and chest-to-chest with a hairy guy, which I'm always, always in the mood for -- but something that I get the urge to experiment with once in a while.

So anyway, I definitely had that urge last night, and had plenty of time to reflect on it, because I just missed the 7 o'clock commuter bus from the metro station and decided to hoof it homeward rather than hang around waiting for the bus. It's about a 45-minute walk, which didn't bother me, but I hadn't taken into account the swampish humidity of summer afternoons in DC, and my shirt and hair were soaked in sweat by the time I reached my apartment.

At this point I badly wanted a shower, and I had a fairly urgent need to take a piss -- but thinking back to the watersports thread on CPM, I decided to cool down and chug a beer before heading into the bathroom. There was some java left in the coffeemaker from that morning, so I poured it over ice with some milk and sugar and tanked up on that as I sorted the mail and stripped out of my sweaty clothes. All the while my bladder is starting to throb in time with my semi-hardon.

Finally I felt I was ready. Lay down naked in the bathtub, head propped up against the foot of the tub so I'd have a good view. Stroking my meaty dick, now 75% erect, and aiming it upwards as I relaxed. Nothing for a few seconds, then a quick inch-high golden spurt, then -- whoooaaaa, a long warm yellow stream of piss arcing out of my cock in a liquid parabola before splashing down hot and wet on my chest hair.

I let the stream go like that for a few seconds, enjoying the pseudo-ejaculatory sensation of the flow through my throbbing shaft. Then, with my hand, I aimed my dick upward so that the stream went straight up vertically and straight back down to soak my penis, balls, and pubic hair. Hosed down my legs quickly before "clamping down" to stop the piss flow. My bladder pushed back, trying to resume the stream as I rubbed the warm puddle of piss on my chest all over my torso.

Opening my mouth, I relaxed and watched in fascination as the arc squirted onto my chest again; then adjusted the angle of my "water cannon" again and gulped down the warm, salty urine as fast as I could piss it into my mouth. I was now rigidly erect with excitement but still able to force some piss out as I masturbated my wet dick.

I kept playing like that for a while, pissing and stopping and pissing some more, until finally my bladder was empty and my dong was ready for a good edging with poppers and bear porn. I blotted myself off with a hand towel and went out into the living room to continue my bate...