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The Smoking Gun reports that

_{''an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself [while seated on the bench], state officials charged [on June 23] in a petition to remove the jurist.''}

The lavishly-detailed text of the petition, which you can read in full at the Smoking Gun site, notes that one of the witnesses, a court reporter, ''saw Judge Thompson masturbate on a number of occasions and during the course of her employment, saw his penis 15 to 20 times. On one occasion, [she] saw [him] holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposible razor while sitting on the bench. She saw him put lotion on his penis on more than one occasion while on the bench.''

All I can say is, 15 to 20 times?! Dang, that pump must've given some impressive results...