Feel each other's hard-ons, buddies...

Here's what one Brooklyn Jack reader had to say about another's cock pic:

^{I'm happy to let the owner of that Magnificent Example know that this reader is fully erect, dripping precum and stroking as he looks at that picture of magnificence. I'd sure love to get my hand around it, too.}

Fuck YEAH! Worship each other's hard cocks, readers...

Mmmm, dat's good

What's got Brooklyn Jack's shorts tented on this fine Friday night? Why, this guy, who obviously has a high regard for his own boner, as indeed he should. I wonder what he was watching as he sprawled on the bed with his cock in his fist, looking forward to hours of stroking until his rigid penis erupted in a load of white semen.

Mailbag update

There's a new letter today on the Reader's Mail page from a dude whose style left my fuckin' dick trying to punch its way out of my zipper -- he writes, ''A man talkin about his penis, how much he fuckin loves it and how proud he is of his meat is a major turn on for me.'' He threw in some hot pics, too, including a dramatic B&W shot of his hog all hogtied, for those of you who also like to strap up before you masturbate.

I also split up the expanding Mailbag into separate pages, and added anchor tags so that I can now link to individual entries. For instance, CJ, the guy who sent the pic of himself jacking his erect penis while watching one of his own 'bate tapes, recently got some fan feedback on the Yahoo! board -- check it out, CJ!

''awwwww yeah man... you sooooooo get it'' (a chat transcript)

hey, Jack, thanks for the email

Hi, dude! Having fun with your dick down there in Austin?

;-)

You feel like some j/o chat?

yeah i can for a bit
:)

Yippee-kai-ay, motherfucker!

fuck yeah

You have your dick out yet?

yes i have been hanging out in my white briefs
on the sofa
with my hand inside

Wearing briefs here, too
mine are tented

mindlessly working my hairy tool
i am so addicted to my penis

heh heh... you watching porn, or relying on fantasy?
Before we started chatting, I mean

fantasy. i love to relive locker room fantasies
the thought of all those hairy men getting their clothes off

mmm.... I love a long slow warm-up sometimes... squeezing my erection through my underwear, or reaching in to run my fingers through my pubes and caress the thick shaft, before I start masturbating ''for real''

right

Oh man... I love to watch hairy men undress

gosh it is so fucking beautiful
it is SO EROTIC

big beefy hairy guys... just makes my crotch throb

oh yes.....regular joes really
regular joes who had been workin out, stripping naked to go shower with each other in the big open communal shower with like 18 shower heads

I love the combo of a strong upper body and a doughy midsection...much hotter than a six-pack to me

mmm, i'm not complaining
and i love it with HAIR... tummy covered in hair

yeah, yeah! Hair is both a visual and a tactile pleasure... love to stroke a hairy chest and belly

i have strong connections to body hair going back to when i was a wee lad and saw my dad a lot i think.......he has a hairy tummy and i would see him undress a lot
really turns me on... i love to stroke a man with body hair -- feel his hair all over

yes... nuzzle my face against a hairy chest

oh gosh yes... push his arms up and expose his hairy pits
lick them perhaps

inhale... I'm not into raunch, but I love the scent of new male sweat

right

tangy, but not stinky... the way a guy smells a few hours after showering if he doesn't use deodorant

exactly -- that is about all i can do as well

and the light musk of a man's crotch is delicious, too

oh gosh yes. the light musk of wearing briefs during the day, while working at the office

yep

intoxicating... instant wood for me

oh man, I'm SO fucking hard now

pulling down his FTL waistband

mmmyeah... letting that hard penis pop out of the underwear... BOING!

and the hairy belly turns into THICK MASSIVE BUSH
his erection tangled in some pubic hair

oh yeah... I do not get the shaving thing at all... I love the masculine look of thick pubes that thin out into hair on his belly, his thighs, his ass...

i am SO INTO MASCULINE NATURAL male body hair, esp. the bush, thighs, belly -- all that makes a man a man in the genital area
no trimming or shaving for me :)

totally agree

remember the guys in the late 70's and into the 80's?
so hairy, so hot

you're talking about vintage porn?

yeah and playgirl mags from then......also just like underwear ads from then

yeah... you may've seen what I wrote about the guy in the whiskey ad in one of my dad's Playboys

i'd masturbate to hairy men in underwear ads
i didn't see what you wrote, but I know the ad you are referencing, I believe -- like 1984?

Um, I don't know the year. Here's what I posted -- there's a description of the ad in that post

i am probably getting away from our masturbation chat

well, i'm still fucking hard here

i am so hard too, buddy!!!! you and I are so alike
i'd love to pull those briefs down and sniff -- see how big the bush is, maybe give the balls a lick

yeah... get your face into my crotch
nnnfffffff.... just did a hit of poppers

awwwwww yeah!!!! popper hit!

oh man... i want you to lick my hairy nuts while you masturbate my fucking erection

love to... while you take that hit, i'll masturbate you
and lick... lick lightly

nnnnnfffffff....

spread your legs wide

oh jesus... feeling the poppers rush in my hard dick

that's it. my legs are spread too. get your face in there and sniff my male crotch... lick my big fucking sperm-filled nuts while you masturbate me

you doing poppers now too?

yes hittin the pops

oh yeah, dude...

i love to popper bate my hairy penis

yeah... stroke that hairy penis... get into your phallus, dude... that hard meat is what makes you a man... worship your fucking dong

it makes us MEN!!!!!! HAIRY DICK!
the pubes really hit my mind hard about making us men

yeah! and our dicks are fucking hard because we're thinking about OTHER MEN'S HAIRY FUCKING BODIES AND HARD DICKS

little boys have no bush.....but MEN....HAVE BUSH and hair

yes... adult men have hairy bodies, and that's what we fucking like... we get turned on by MEN like ourselves

men like the ones in that Playboy ad -- i know which one you mean know. so sexy

we've grown up into the hairy men that we used to fantasize about as teens... that's what's really fucking cool

yes we have... i am so into my hairy virile male body

I have j/o tapes that I made of myself in high school... oldest sessions are from when I was going on 17. And I watch them sometimes and think, ''I wish I could've known then what kind of man I was going to grow up into... I would've been so delighted to see my future self''

that is so hot ... i saw on your site about that

and as I've gotten older, I just get more into my own manhood

i get more and more into my hairy manhood EVERY DAY ... i am getting further into it

yes! I love being a mature, adult man. I have absolutely no desire to return to being the guy I was in college, even though that's the demographic that gay culture obsesses about. But I like seeing myself as a MAN

oh dude, me too. i am SO DIFFERENT than the guy i was in college 10 years ago
I am a MAN now. and sexually, i am different too

how so?

well, i used to masturbate then, but i would just pull out a FRESHMEN and toss a load in 20 minutes
it wasn't about my manhood and pubic hair... it was about getting off to relieve stress and make it to my 3 pm class
i am celebrating my manhood now

yeah... i was always into celebrating my own developing manhood, but what's changed for me has been the discovery that other men like to masturbate this way, too... the penis talk, the affirmation of masculinity, the emphasis on sharing pleasure

right! the penis talk
when we were in college, there wasn't really internet

right

i had no connection with outside men... i had no idea
i have transformed into a Masturbator. learning about other men like me

and even once I got on the internet, it took a while to discover that I wasn't alone in my sexual ideals

YES, took me a while. 95 to 97 i was learning

nffffffff!

inhale

ah....

i take deep whiffs

me too... fill up my lungs with the fumes

hell yeah!!! and i hold it

oh man, I wish I were there with you right now... feeling each other's erect penises as we ride the popper rush

masturbating each other while we huff pops, celebrating that we are men

displaying our erections to each other... celebrating that we are men and that we are excited by other men's bodies... that we get hard for each other

i get excited with another man's body and especially his hairy genitalia being exposed
that is so incredibly HOT

yes... the sight invites you to run your hands and your mouth all over that hairy masculine body

drives me NUTS... gives me a boner and i have to masturbate i have to touch my penis

yes... i also need to masturbate when I look at or think about naked hairy men.. and I yearn to be naked with them, to rub my own masculine body against another man's
i'm looking at the picture of your erect penis now as I masturbate

that's why the locker room drives me crazy.....i see all those hairy naked men and i can't touch
i have to collect masturbation material and come home and BATE

yeah... taking mental snapshots for later use
just seeing a thick tangle of chest hair spilling out of a man's open collar in the summer months gets me fantasizing on the subway

oh god.....the hairy chest visual in the open collar.....i whimper
when it is like a rug

especially if the guy has a nice five o'clock shadow, and I just think about kissing my way along that stubbled jaw as my hands knead his furry pecs

aww yeah... HUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Hhhhhhhhuffffff!
oh man... i would love to feel your erection rubbing against my hairy chest right now

i am starting to goon......get in that DICK ZONE -- HAIRY DICK

hairy fucking hard man dick

yes let's frottage face to face
fuck yes!!! hairy fucking hard man dick. TWO men with hairy dicks

yeah... rub our stiff throbbing penises against each other's hairy naked bodies

rub our bodies, kiss, and feel our asses

hairy dicks hard for another man

standing up

kissing like crazy

fuck yes!
making out, dicks covered in albolene, sliming around in each others bushes, fighting each other as we press our bodies against one another

yes... grabbing your ass and pulling your lubed up dick against mine as we rub chest-to-chest and kiss deep and slow

awwwww yeah man... you sooooooo get it

oh fuck... I know... it's always so good to talk to a guy who gets it

feel my ass cheeks. knead them as we kiss

mmmm... yeah... i love grabbing onto a man's ass just like that

me too buddy... i like to knead it

I get a lot of compliments on my ass, actually, so you would enjoy playing with it

yeah same here. you'd love mine too bro
i just took another hit

I'd like to push you down on the bed and lie on top of you... let you feel a man's weight on you as we hump our cocks together and kiss

oh i love that. two men

yeah... naked hairy bodies pressed together... holding each other tight

so sensual. erotic. hot!

yes... being men together

that gets me so hot when i am with a man

yes... knowing that you both want to be with another man

rubbing our sex organs

yes... erect penises sliding shaft against shaft

back and forth... with so much lube... and we do it faster and faster

oh yes... building towards that moment when we'll ejaculate all over each other, mixing our SEMEN

on top of each other with the popper bottle......each of us inhaling

hhhhfffffffffffffff
oh god... you're making my fucking dick feel so good, dude...

i am feeling so good here
my dick is throbbing, making sperm

fucking wish your dick were throbbing right against mine right now

as i masturbate us both

being cock-to-cock with you while we kiss
I can feel the cumload building in my nuts... I want to give you the sperm from my balls, let you see it shooting out of my hairy hard male dick

oh god yes
i want to see it sperming

I want to ejaculate all over your chest, buddy

oh yeah like lean up on your knees and masturbate your hairy DICK so that it aims for my chest

yeah... straddling your chest, on my knees, so you have a good view of me masturbating my hairy erect PENIS that's about to spurt semen on you

YES! i want to see you in heat .... masturbating your erect hairy penis

one more popper hit and then I'm gonna shoot

yes lets do it!!!

play with my chest while I masturbate for you, buddy

yes .......your nips?

yeah... tweak and tug on my nips

that is so hot

hfffffffff! oh god... love being a man, masturbating my fucking PENIS for another man like this... gonna give my buddy a big load of semen from my hairy nuts

I LOVE BEING A MAN!!!!!!!!!
MASTURBATING PENIS

oh fuck here comes my sperm

ejaculate sperm

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

fuck
i just ejaculated
on my hairy tummy

oh man... big fucking load here
rubbing it over my belly and chest
not gonna wipe it off tonight... just let it dry there

aww yeah. i love that
rub it in

YEAH! nice reminder of my manhood when I wake up in the morning

exactly

Wow... I'm very glad we chatted

ME TOO... that was hot

damn, I've gotta get to Austin someday...

it is a neat city
i was in NYC in october, and i went to NYJacks right before it closed at the manhole

Cool!

I LOVED IT, all that masturbating penis

Yeah, NYJacks definitely offers a spectacle, although having tried it, I prefer the intimacy of one-on-one or a small circle jerk

right

anyway... I need to get to bed...

ok man, i'll catch you later

cool... I'd enjoy a repeat, for sure

Strut your stuff!

Well, I decided to go ahead with the T-shirt thing, so as of now, you guys can place orders via the CafePress logo over there on the right sidebar. Here's the design I settled on:

One for the yellow-hanky squad

Man, there's something about taking a piss through morning wood that just feels great. When the alarm clock went off today, I hit snooze and flopped back against the pillow for a few extra minutes of rest. Fell back into a light sleep and briefly dreamed that I was flying over my neighborhood -- not in a plane; I mean the whole magical levitation thing -- and the next thing I knew, I was awake again, with my dog licking the white flakes of last night's dried semen off my chest hair. I have no idea how a dog's sense of taste works -- but apparently canines know a protein source when they smell it. My dog eagerly tries to lick up my jizz if any hits the floor during a particularly wild ejaculation, and I'm sure he'd slurp it off of my pubes, too, if I didn't shove him away every time he tries that, since I don't care to have a dog's snout poking around my bathing-suit area. But my chest is fair game, I guess, so I let the dog lap-lap-lap away at my pecs as I reach down to squeeze my morning erection. I kinda have to take a piss, but it's not urgent yet, so I just lie there with my rigid cock in my hand as the dog, who's done cleaning my chest, curls up in the V between my torso and my left arm -- I guess he likes to feel his master's heartbeat. I'm slowly caressing myself and just enjoying the sensation of being a man. A man with his two best friends -- his dick, and his dog.

But finally my bladder starts complaining, and I rise and shuffle off to the bathroom, the prominent tent in my underwear leading the way. I get to the bathroom -- Hmmm, need to piss but still hard. Do I bend my dick uncomfortably down to aim the stream at the toilet, or use the sink? Since I'm in my own apartment, that's a no brainer. Take my erect penis out of my underwear and let it rest against the cool porcelain of the sink. Nothing happens; it takes a little longer to start the stream when I'm hard. I squeeze some Crest onto my toothbrush and start brushing away, with my left hand down to keep my penis aimed at the sink so that I don't piss all over the towel rack once it starts flowing, if it ever starts flo--

Sssssssssssssssssigh. There we go! Man, it feels good forcing the piss through a total boner -- like a faint echo of ejaculation, that sensation of something rushing down the length of your hard dong. And it's fun to watch the yellow stream squirting out of my cockhead, spraying against the back of the sink -- I'm like a wolf marking its territory! Plus there's something so fucking crude about pissing in the sink that amuses my inner caveman.

Tap-tap-tap. Tap-tap. Okay, done.

SPERM!

Who else had a microscope when you were a teenager? If you're a horny adolescent with a 'scope that promises 800x magnification, sooner or later it'll occur to you to dab a little bit of your freshly-pumped jizz onto a glass slide so that you can get a close-up look at how your ''boys'' are doing. I remember peering through the eyepiece, watching the li'l spermatozoans from my own testicles thrashing around -- the tails were just blurs, they were moving so fast, so the sperm cells looked like little bright twitching dots with this... vibrating blur trailing off of one end.

I've always been fascinated by my own semen, whether I was looking at it through a microscope or not, and I guess most guys feel the same way. In my earliest masturbatory days, I would jack off on the toilet and spooge into my hand, but by the time I started high school, I had discovered the pleasure of stroking my erect cock while lying naked in bed and shooting the semen on myself. The feel of the slippery white jizz landing on my torso became increasingly important to me as I got older -- it was like a punctuation mark signifying the end of the masturbation session. I don't remember how old I was when I first tasted my own cum, but I do remember many a time when my high-school stroking would end with me flipping my legs over my head and planting my feet against the wall so that I could ejaculate right into my mouth.

Haven't outgrown that, either...

T-shirts, anyone?

Will & Grace seems to think that gay men have some sort of innate fashion sense, but I'm pretty sure that I don't. Growing up in a military family, I wore black-market Korean knock-offs of Polo and Members Only and, um, I think there was a jeans line called Brittania. As an adult, I do my shopping at Old Navy and the $10-and-Under type of stores that line Brooklyn's Fifth Avenue, with the occasional trip to the Salvation Army for a snazzy sports jacket. Brooklyn Jack is a relaxed, penny-conscious kinda guy. Pshaw, I say to designer labels..

...but I do like a comfortable, stylish T-shirt! So it occurred to me today that there may be guys out there who'd pay for a shirt that announced their masturbation addiction in a subtle way. Something that you could wear on the streets in the summer without offending any elderly Mormons who happen to be passing by -- but that would catch the eye of other dudes who are ''in the know.''

Something like this, maybe:

This is just a preliminary idea, to see if guys are interested in the concept.

CC:

I just sent the following message to Chronic Penis Masturbators...

> HEY KENNY! LET'S FUCKIN MASTURBATE... I HAVE ALL
> EVENING TO PLAY WITH YOU/COACH YOU TO SPERM...

Yeah, man! Get that dick out and masturbate it like a man's gotta do... And you know that as you're stroking, there are thousands of other guys out here rubbing their erect penises just like you are. The best part of being a fuckin' MAN is having a big hard DICK that you can pull out and MASTURBATE to give yourself total pleasure. So go ahead and stroke your THROBBING COCK, make the SEMEN churn in your big HEAVY BALLS, all full of BILLIONS of thrashing little SPERM, and the source of the TESTOSTERONE that makes boys into ADULT MALES -- men who are STRONG, HAIRY, MASCULINE, and HORNY, and who need to rub their ERECT PENISES, who need to feel their own MANHOOD, until they're ready to EJACULATE that hot JIZZ everywhere.

Imagine you're with a buddy... showing him your cock... unembarrassed to have an ERECTION in front of another male because it happens to all of us men. And a guy should be PROUD to show off his DICK, to show his buddy how THICK and RIGID his PENIS becomes when it's FULLY ERECT. And your buddy is hard, too... he's HARD from seeing your BIG MAN DONG... your fucking MASCULINITY gives the dude a boner, and you've got one too, looking at his HARD PRECUM-SLICK SHAFT. Two MEN totally ERECT just from admiring each other's big, hairy MALE PENISES.

HAIL PHALLUS!

...with the following attachment, which I just threw together with Paint Shop Pro and a .gif animation utility:

Okay, I think I've officially crossed the line into debilitating addiction, here. Where's my meds, dammit? (And what meds would one take, come to think of it?)

Privacy policy

I got a message from a reader who wondered why the "feedback" link in the Mailbag just takes you to the Brooklyn Jackolytes Yahoo group instead of bringing up a nice, convenient mailto: link for the guy in question.

So, just to make things clear: if you write to me, I reserve the right to publish excerpts from your mail on the site, along with any included pictures. However, out of respect for your privacy, my Default Policy is not to post reader contact info, such as your email address or the instant-message handle that appears in your .sig, unless you explicitly request that I publish it. In other words, if you'd like other Brooklyn Jack readers to get in touch with you directly, just tell me which contact info it's okay to include with your letter and/or pics:

^{If you print my letter, I'd like to keep my main email address and AIM name between us, but I'd be happier than the proverbial pig in shit to hear from other horny 'Bators at this hotmail address: m4mjopkslope@hotmail.com}

Similarly, if you wish to send a cock pic for publication on the site along with a face pic For My Eyes Only, that's fine, too -- just tell me ''You can publish this photo, but not the other one,'' so there's no confusion.

P.S. The example address given above is my own, but I hardly ever check it, so don't bother...