Weekend J/O Fodder

Had a busy day at work, but wanted to share some images with all you gents to get you in the mood for stroking dick. For starters, I just got done chatting with a horny buddy in Ohio, who sent me a photo of his own best friend.

Courtesy of the Yahoo group Husky College, which unfortunately no longer takes new members, came this vivid reminder of how I used to spend my Friday and Saturday nights in my last couple years of college. Although sometimes I'd drive over to a nature preserve that was not far from the UVa campus and try my luck there, much as this guy is demonstrating. My tastes then were much as now... I always hoped to hook up with another horny dude who was masculine and hairy, who'd let me jack his stiff bone until he was ready to spurt that sexy-smelling white gravy. Of course, sometimes there wouldn't be any action, and I'd have to go back to my campus apartment and masturbate alone, sometimes at the computer so that I could chat with guys on IRC, or sometimes I'd just imagine there was a naked man sitting on the beerstained couch, waiting for me to sit down next to him so we could jack off together....

Finally, I wanted to point out an online gallery of sketches by a British artist named Roger Payne, who specializes in depicting average, suburban-dad guys as virile, horny, hairy studs. (I'll bet my buddy Ted will appreciate these pictures...) Check out the whole gallery of male-themed works at www.adonis-art.com, too -- Roger is my favorite, but there are some other real talents in the mix. (As well as some that made me say, "Eh, whatever.")

Tip of the day

Here's one for the curious married dudes who fantasize about hooking up for some man-to-man dick play the next time you're alone in a hotel room on a business trip. A guy on the Yahoo group Chronic Penis Masturbators made the following suggestion...

We all stop and take notice when we see the letters "JO," right?
Take a slip of paper and write the following on it (using periods, not "j/o," to make it look like initials):

Hey, J.O. --
I'm downstairs in the Bar
_{if you want to talk about "sales-presentations."
I'm wearing jeans and a red shirt.}

Or

J.O. --
Knock if you have time
_{to discuss "sales-presentations."}

Put this on your room door. Hang out in the hotel bar or in your room as appropriate. If anyone approaches to talk about "sales presentations," you can invite him to talk in your room if you feel comfortable, or if not, just say "Oh, I left that note for my colleague John Owens earlier and forgot to take it down."

Hey, it could work...

''Better than coffee'' (chat transcript)

hey Rob, whatcha up to this morning?

Hiya, Daniel... just got to the office, now settling in at my desk

I'm jacking at mine...

Forgot you work from home!

Yeah...
slow, underside rubbing and speeding up around the head...

Oh man, you are so lucky. Although right now I'm loving the feel of the erection you just gave me starting to throb in my pants
Getting bigger and stiffer as I type this
And to anyone passing by my office, I'm just sipping my coffee and catching up on email. Meanwhile I've got a full tent now under the desk

man I would love to be rubbing your dick right now and hearing you make some sounds..

Mmmmm... I'm fully dressed, obviously, and would love to sit back and watch while you took my hard dick out

hmmm....imagine me under the desk, unzipping your pants and feeling the shaft and jacking in slowly at first

Oh YEAH!

grabbing the girth of your dick and rubbing it nice and hot
breathing my hot breath on it while I savor the soft skin on your hard rod

Yeah... feel how hard it makes my penis to be handled by a masculine buddy

might have to lightly place my tongue on the tip...just to tease

I'd be stealing glances under the desk, checking out your chest and your cock while you're playing with mine
I love to watch a man masturbating his stiff hairy dong while he's stroking or sucking my cock and balls

fuck yeah

'cause i love knowing that my dick turns another dude on

probably start playing with your taint too...lightly

OH YEAH!
play with my taint while you're slowly rubbing my dick with the other hand

maybe a sniff and a little lick there too....love that manly smell

Me too, man... the scent of male crotch is like heaven. fucking ambrosia

jacking my dick even faster cuz it turns me on to smell your mandick and ass

FUCK YEAH! Just enjoy my dick and nuts and hairy ass as much as you want, buddy... it's all yours to have fun with

I'd give it another good lick then start jacking your dick onto the hairs on my chest...dripping a little

OH MAN... I'd be thrusting against your chest at this point... love the sensation of a dude's chest fur brushing against the underside of my cockshaft. A hairy chest works like Viagra on me!

man, i’d love feeling your stiff cock and telling you how hot it is in my hand

rub my cockhead against your nipples

yessir buddy

And very gently against the stubble on your face

followed by a lick..

MMMMM

then more jacking against my chest hair

You'd definitely have gotten a nice taste of precum with that lick
God, I *love* dick/chest play

mmmmm yeah

And in general, I love it when a guy uses his hard dick to "caress" different parts of my body... and of course I love doing that to a guy, too

I know what I want you to be caressing right now....and man does it feel good....teasing me...

I even enjoy it when a guy rubs his throbbing cock in my furry ass crack, although I don't like being fucked

Damn, you could kneel over me when we get together... i'd rub my boned dong up in your crack while I watched you stroke out a load onto my sweaty chest

Oh, buddy, at this point I'd have to reach down under the desk and get my hand on your cock... give you some pleasure like you're giving me

fuck man... grab my dick

Eagerly wrapping my hand around your erect cock... squeezing to feel the hardness... relaxing my grip to caress the soft skin of the cockhead

Go for it, dude!

Nuts.... have to continue later... that's the hazard of chatting at work

I know.. .but you sure got my cock hard...can't wait to be with you in real life

Me too!

I might be able to meet with you this weekend
or friday evening after work..

YES! Very cool. would love to have some male2male fun after work. Let's chat this afternoon if you're around

ok talk to you later then.

Gotta run now though... thanks for the great morning chat... perked me up a lot better than the coffee does!

cya

Frot frolics

HOT DAMN! I think I've just found the Yahoo group of my dreams: GayFrottageDC.

Now, those of you who've studied the Brooklyn Jack Dicktionary know that frottage is close kin to mutual j/o, except there's particular emphasis on C2C as well as maximizing body contact -- chest against chest, hairy legs rubbing together -- and plenty of kissin'. In short, what I consider to be the ultimate in man-to-man sex. And even if you're not convinced that frot is the ''ultimate,'' it's still well worth getting acquainted with, because of its inherently low risk.

While I subscribed to the DC group, the same guy who runs that one has set up other regional groups for men into frottage. Visit GayFrottageUSA for info on localized Yahoo groups.

And by the way, I've got a total hard-on for the founder of the group -- check out his personal web page and see whether you agree.