Thursday, June 26, 2003

And the winner for ''Best Documentary (Feature Length)'' is...

Hey, it could happen...

Since several readers have asked for more information about the j/o video that I mentioned a couple posts down, I've linked to a detailed synopsis over yonder in the sidebar. Or just click on your lovely presenter, Oscar® winner Kim Basinger™, to be whisked directly to the synopsis page.

Sunday, June 22, 2003

I peek into the mailbag and discover that another reader sent three particularly nice close-ups of his erect penis, almost causing me to punch a hole in the front of my jeans. Seriously, I got hard again just now as I was uploading the pics to the site -- the dude's got a very attractive dick, and right now all I can think about is how good it would feel to have that rigid length of manhood sliding against mine, the two shafts lubricated by the mixed precum that flows from our engorged cocks...

Man, I've got a wet spot now. Anyway, check out the mailbag for the pics.

FUCK, Jack-- writes a reader -- you know how to woo a man! Love to donate, but how will it show on my bill?

All donations to Brooklyn Jack are discreetly billed on the customer's credit card statement as Yank My Hard Fucking Sperm Cannon Enterprises Ltd., GmbH.

No, seriously -- the payment system I have set up uses either the Amazon Honor System or PayPal as a ''middleman'' between the respectable gents what reads this blog, and the sleazy pornographer (me) what runs it. So what you'll see on your credit card bill should be something safely bland like "Amazon Inc." or "PayPal Systems'' or whatever. If you prefer not to use your credit card, I'll happily accept cash or money order donations by snail mail -- just drop me a line for the address.

Which reminds me -- a few readers have wondered whether it's possible to get VHS copies of the home movies that I shot back in early May. The answer is, ''Yes -- inquire by email.''