Friday night fun

I'm about to go out for the night to put this new T-shirt through rigorous scientific testing. I shall report back later on whether I get any appreciative winks. But before I go, here are a few things to get you dudes warmed up for your own fun this evening.

First, a few hot photos from various Yahoo groups. I always like amateur pics where a man with a hard-on is staring right at the camera, like he's a buddy displaying his erect penis to me. I'm also a big fan of dudes still in their underwear with only their stiff dicks and hairy balls exposed. M-m-m-mmmm, big athletic-looking masculine guys with strong hairy legs. And nothing beats a good juicy cumshot caught in mid-spurt, with a stiff dick ejaculating a warm white arc of sperm...

Okay, now I'm really in the mood to chat up some guys over beer! On a parting note, let me share a piece of reader mail that came over the transom today -- short, sweet, and evocative, like a dirty haiku...

^{You're one of the few breaths of fresh air around. I've been looking at all those young, slim, lovely sailors coming off a carrier. I hope they're going to have the good sense and initiative to eschew the company of women, and join their cocks with a buddy on their leave, and feel the ecstasy of their male sweetheart's leg hairs against their own. Finger his bush.
Love to do that with you too
MAN loving his buddy
OH FUCK
Pete}

Later, troops!

T-shirt photos

Hey, guys -- the beefy Italian UPS driver stopped by today with a package from CafePress, so I can finally put up some pictures of what the 4everEdgin' shirts actually look like. The shirt itself is a standard-issue white Hanes Beefy-T, 100% cotton, with a 5''x2.5'' logo on the left breast -- the logo is a high-quality thermal transfer, bright and crisp. I'd never ordered anything through CafePress before, so I'm glad I can report the shirts came out really well. Quick turnaround, too -- within 48 hours after I placed my order, I got a ''Your Merchandise Has Been Shipped" email. So, go click on the li'l T-shirt logo over there on the right, and maybe you'll end up turning a few heads in bars, at the beach, and on the street...

An invitation, and some reader mail

I don't know how many of my readers are from the New York City area, but I'm planning to meet up with at least one Brooklyn Jack reader at the Monday NYJacks meeting on May 5. Would be great if a whole group of us Masturbators showed up to 'em how it's really done. Unless UPS really fucks up the delivery somehow, I'll be modeling my new T-shirt. So, if you're in the area and think you might be able to make it, click on the ''Show me your fuckin' dick'' link to send me email.

Oh, yeah -- the reader in question (Hi, JOel!) also brought to my attention a group called Mindful Masturbation for Men -- the tone is a bit more New Age-y than I get into, but there's a definite overlap in philosophy (namely, ''drop your pants to your socks and grab your cocks!''). So I posted a link to Brooklyn Jack on the Mindful Masturbation site, and shortly thereafter, got this dick-stiffening reply:

^{Thanks for mentioning your site in the MM4M group. I checked it out this afternoon and witnessed a tent forming in my shorts in no time. I started reading the archives while I ran my fingers along the thick shaft of my penis, concentrating on that special spot just behind and underneath the glans. As I continued reading it wasn't long before a damp spot about the size of a quarter had formed where the tip of my penis distended the fabric of my shorts. As you described some of your encounters, it was almost as though I began experiencing in my body the very sensations that you were describing in your body. The very aspects of a man's body that turn you on and make you hard do the same for me. I love to watch a man's penis slowly become stiff and rise... watching his heartbeat cause his penis to slightly bounce as it gets harder and continues to rise. I like to taste that first drop of precum as it emerges from the tip and then encourage more and more. I like to press my nose into my man's pubic bush as his male muskiness (unlike any other part of his body) takes me higher and higher. I enjoy sitting face-to-face with our ball sacs pressed together, my hand wrapped around his cock and his around mine, gazing into his eyes and matching the pace of my breath to his... and then plant a soft kiss on his cheek as I take him higher and higher with the gentle strokes of my hand on his cock.
--TJ (Tony) in Atlanta}

Damn... I really can't add anything to that.

''need to be milked like good beef ''

Got a great message today from a masturbator somewhere in Europe -- all I know is that he's using French software (the Subject: line in his email had the default message ''sans sujet''). His English isn't perfect, but he is clearly fluent in the language of masturbation:

hi bud,
i am new on your site jackolytes! i am in europe and want to find true addicted bater bro! 33 years old tall and 9 inches cock which needs to be stroked, masturbated, to leak, to produce precum for hours. need to be milked like good beef deserve it!!!
all your brookyn site speaks to me if i can say! such an incredible thrill! a buddy who really understands the problem: the compulsive permanent obsessive NEED ......the gooner, the edger, the baterbro, the moaner, the leaker!
Masturbation is the only really important thing in our lifes if you think about it -- social life? ok! family life? ok! but when you need to bate, what is more important?
this permanent need, to share it with guys pals buddies addicted worshipping penis
i am going to NY quite often maybe we can share!! i send you a pic of my cock
see you baterbro
- oliver

Wow, this blog has gone international! Last week I had an enjoyable chat with a guy from Spain (I taught him the word ''goon''), and now this. Incidentally, Oliver was not making an idle boast when he referred to his ''9 inches'' -- regardez! That is one hell of a big dick, buddy. And boy, would I enjoy getting my hands on it and masturbating that ''good beef'' until you're ready to spill your milk all over me...

The votes are in!

Finally got around to closing the third Brooklyn Jack poll, on masturbation in semi-public settings. With 171 votes total, 96 guys, or 56%, said that they'd stroked dong with strangers -- standing at urinals, in the woods, at highway rest-stops, and other places.

One of my favorite comments was from a dude who wrote that he jacks off in the study carrells at the university library. Man, did that bring back some memories. As I've written earlier, back in the pre-Web days, it wasn't easy finding the kind of porn that I wanted to look at -- namely, porn with fuckin' hairy naked men showing off their hard dicks. So... I improvised. I went crazy with my parents' camcorder during the summers, when they were at work and I at home by myself during the day. Made many movies, often talking to myself on camera, because of course what I really wanted was to hear a buddy saying this stuff to me... urging me to ''Rub your hard hairy erection, man, while you're watching me masturbate.''

Besides those home movies, I made do with Hustler -- I found the magazine kinda creepy and misogynist, and I imagine that straight guys find those silicone-boobed porn starlets to be just as plastic and unappealing as the shaved-chest Ken doll look that tends to predominate in gay skinflix -- but the magazine had two saving graces: (1) there was always a "couples" photo section with a male model waving his (hung, but not necessarily hard) dick in the face of a woman who was eagerly pulling open her beaver flaps for his inspection; and (2) among the tons of porn ads in the back, there were plenty of postage-stamp-sized stills from, ahem, "All Male'' collections.

Oh, wait, but let's return to the guy in the poll comments section, stroking his wood in the study carrell. Apart from my home movies and Hustler, there was the library at the University of Virginia, which had on its shelves such dick-hardening titles as... The Hite Report on Male Sexuality (don't snicker, now; this is what I had to make do with back then, and the chapters on Masturbation and Homosexual Activities were scorching HOT!); and the Joy of Gay Sex -- the original version, which would be a wee bit creepy now because of the scornful attitude towards rubbers [I'm pretending I'm living in a completely sane world where the idea of glamorizing bareback fucking was completely unimaginable --Ed.], but which also had some really fucking hot sketches of -- oh, damn, my knees were trembling with excitement there among the library shelves -- men having sex with men. Also on the shelf was something with a title like, uh, Sgt. Swann's Safe Sex Guide. The titular ''sergeant'' was one of Dirk Yates' crew -- whether he was a for-real Marine or not, he and his ghostwriter produced some pretty hot reading material -- and I'd sit there in the library, in the most isolated carrell I could find, and just read and read and read these descriptions of men, of penises, of men playing with or sucking each other's erections, and of course I'd be ragingly boned myself, playing pocket pool, rubbing my stiff dick through my khakis (UVa fratboys inevitably wore khakis; I wasn't in a frat, but liked the look). And finally I'd just ejaculate in my pants -- I wasn't worried about anyone seeing a wet spot, because I figured my underwear would soak up most of the jizz, but I'd replace the books on the shelf pretty quick and hustle outside lest anyone smell the odor of semen coming from me.

Of course, I've gotten a little bolder now that I'm older; some months ago -- I guess it was last summer, actually -- I hooked up with a guy from my neighborhood for some afternoon fun. He ended up ejaculating on my chest and face, and I didn't wipe it off; just smeared it around and let it dry. I walked home like that, after checking in his bathroom mirror to make sure you couldn't tell. You couldn't tell, in fact. But I knew.

On that note, the newest poll question is gonna be: What kinda crazy stuff have you guys done with your semen after ejaculating? Now, most of the time I just let the load go all over my torso; it's very gratifying to see and feel the warm slippery white sperm shooting out of my erect penis and onto my pubes or chest hair, depending on the angle of my dick and the force of the ejaculation. Then I wipe up and... [SFX: Tinnngggggg!] ...all clean!

But from time to time, I have gotten a little more creative. And now I'm gonna find out how much of a freak I am, because all of the choices in the new poll are things that I've actually done myself at least once.

So, besides shooting it on yourself, what other creative uses have you found for that warm white stuff? I guess we'll make this a checkbox poll, so that you can pick more than one answer:

In the past month, I have: Lifted my legs over my head and ejaculated in my own mouth Saved up several loads in the freezer and then thawed 'em out so that I could drink my own semen or use it as lube while masturbating Tried to see how far I could shoot it, horizontally Ejaculated in a favorite pair of underwear (jockstrap, etc.) for subsequent sniffing Shot my sperm onto the pages of a porn mag, or a printout of a 'Net buddy's cock pic Rubbed some on my face or in my hair to let it dry so that I could go out in public with dried spooge on me Mixed my semen into pancake batter or a blender drink, or otherwise used it as an ingredient in something I was going to consume Left a puddle for my dog to lap up [I have no idea whether felines dig human jizz, but cat owners can check this as appropriate] Carefully dabbed it up with a Kleenex -- I don't really get into playing around with my baby batter.

Free Web poll for your Web site - freepolls.com

UPDATE: Oh, yeah... I guess I shoulda included ''lick it up from my hand'' as an option, as that's just what I did after a session of very hot, popper-fueled 'bate chat this afternoon, with a certain guy in Austin, Texas. Hi, Mark!