Stuff to make your dick happy

If your penis is like mine, nothing makes him happier than to SALUTE his own kind. So let your dong take a gander at the new Eye Candy section to the right, where I've compiled a bunch of links that are sure to get your crotch rocket fired up. They're all free, although the "Turkish Men" site requires a paid subscription for portions of its content. It's not obnoxious with pop-ups like many commercial porn sites, however, and the men are çok güzel, which pretty much exhausts my conversational Turkish. (It may look like "cock guzzle," but that's only a delightful coincidence -- the actual pronunciation is roughly choke gur-ZELL, and it means "very good" -- one of the first phrases you'd learn in any "Turkish for Travelers" book.)

Anyway, most of the Eye Candy links are sites that I've previously mentioned in blog entries. NEW, HOWEVER, is ejackr.com, a site maintained by a man who must be spiritually linked to me across the miles and years, because he obviously takes great joy in displaying his erect penis to the world on the Internet.

I do have interests besides masturbation...

And to prove it, here's a picture of me chillin' with my pet rat, Rugby.

I finally bought myself a digital camera over the weekend -- a Canon Powershot A60. It's only 2 megapixels, but that's actually more than adequate for its primary purpose, namely taking photographs for the Web, wink-wink.

I'll get around to snapping some new shots of Brooklyn Jack Jr. later this week, 'cause I know you guys enjoy seeing those. But in the meantime, here's a gallery of some G-rated digital photos I've shot in the past.

''Glad to have found a brotherhood..."

Over on the Brooklyn Jackolytes message board, a new member introduces himself:

Glad to have found a brotherhood of cock bators. I get fucking studded up looking down at my shiny hard penis as I squeeze, stroke, and pound the shit out of it. I'm a goddam fuckin man, and I need my daily jackoff session to clear the pipes and enjoy the fuckin' orgasm and the squirt of my manly, thick white jizz.
Stroke our cocks, men. Shoot our sperm.

Welcome to the group, buddy, and thanks for the post -- that's exactly the kind of school spirit I like to see around here! I hope you'll keep writing like that whenever you're in the mood.

A lot of people -- and way too many guys in the gay world, unfortunately -- would read that "I'm a goddamn fuckin' man" language and kinda sniff and say Well, he must have issues. Or, he's trying to compensate for a small dick. Or he must be hostile to women. Or he hates his gay self. Thank goodness I'm more evolved and sophisticated than that!

I've heard many variants on that kind of stuff over the years, and I'm sure many of you guys have, too. But you know that I regard that as B.S. -- because it's good and healthy for a dude to be infatuated with his own rutting, primal, chest-pounding, Cro-Magnon virility. Because you can be all that, without embarrassment, and still be an evolved, intellectually sophisticated gentleman.

So get into your maleness with me, dudes. Let's give our rigid, hairy, beautiful dicks the pleasure they deserve...